I think it just as well to mention that I do actually have a children's book available. My mother and I self-published it a few years ago -- and learned a number of sticky things about self-publishing in the process. As far as the book itself goes, I'm still rather fond of it, and my mom's illustrations are fantastic. Here is the link, for anyone who might be interested:
On a side note, I bought a magazine today in the grocery store on the way home from work, simply for the delightful reason that its recipe section was titled "Ambrosial Fare".